omgomgomg one of my favorite looney tunes is on the tivo: two boys are watching a road runner cartoon.
boy 1: sometimes i feel very sorry for the coyote. sometimes i wish he'd catch him.
boy 2: if he caught him, there wouldn't be any more road runner. you wouldn't like that, would you?
boy 1: no.
boy 2: i thought you wouldn't.
boy 2: that was a very good commercial.
boy 1: yes. ... i sometimes think i'm the road runner. beepbeepzipTANG!
boy 2: it's a bad habit.
boy 1: what's a bad habit?
boy 2: daydreaming.
boy 1: well, i dream i'm other things, too.
boy 2: you should see a p-sychiatrist.
boy 1: like who?
boy 2: like me. i'm going to be a p-sychiatrist when i grow up. or maybe a p-sychoanimalist.
boy 1: i'm gonna be a road runner. beepbeepzipTANG! ... the thing i don't understand is why he wants to eat the road runner in the first place.
[wile e. stops and addresses the boy, explaining how delicious road runner is to coyotes. end.]