tonight's installment of "as the list turns" brings you two gems. the first one was flagged and removed, but my rss feed still picked it up:
Who's the flag police with all the opinions? Show up or shut up!! (Nowhere) Why don't you leave a contact number or email something you chicken shit. All these opinions and no guts. If you don't like reading a few posts, don't read them. I know you will flag this like you always do, but you are a moron, so I guess I understand. I know everything is junk to you except Japanese stuff, so move there. I know you don't shop at Target, Wal Mart or anything like that too. You are great. God bless you!!!! I would love nothing more than to have a dealer section for cycles and atv's, but they don't have that option. Find in the CL rules where it says I can't post. I know you won't have the guts to email me personally, because you are a moron. Sorry, I already said that.
um, what does "japanese stuff," target, or wal-mart have to do with anything?
the second is just...well, i'm not sure how to introduce this one:
alot of different stuff whatcha want and whatcha got? (i'm in west mifflin)
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2008-04-15, 1:36PM EDT
i have what you see here and much more let me know what your looking for and i'll let you know if i got it! email or call with questions pick-ups and any other info! i'm missy and you can reach me at 412-462-5460 all day!
Location: i'm in west mifflin
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
okay. now, when i saw this in the rss feed, i thought that it must be a cruel prank on poor missy--the 21st-century version of putting "for a good time, call xxx-xxx-xxxx" on a bathroom wall. i couldn't believe that anyone would actually post this. but i clicked through to see whether there were any photos (my rss feed is weird: some photos show up and others show just text). there were photos of the following four items:
1. a "close encounters of the third kind" lunch box
2. a cabbage-patch kids lunch box
3. a contraption that i believe to be a rabbit hutch
4. four gold things that i simply cannot identify. want to take a stab at it?
i'm going with either some kind of bizarre golf accoutrement or the sad, amputated feet from a ridiculously ornate chair. what do you think?